The World’s 101 Worst Military Jokes ~ Vol. VI

Vol. VI

The battles of Lexington and Concord saw the first shots fired by colonists against the disciplined and well-organized militia of Mother England. Lost in the annals of this dark time, upstaged by the midnight ride of Paul Revere, was the actions of 16 year old Sybil Ludington, eldest daughter of colonel Henry Ludington, commander of the 7th Regiment of the Duchess County Militia. Sybil rode 40 miles through heavy rains, twice the distance ridden by Revere, to alert and muster her father’s militiamen in defense of Danbury, Connecticut which was coming under siege by the British. While the colonials arrived too late to save Danbury from being burned the militia 400 strong joined the Continental Army at the Battle of Ridgefield and repelled the British army sending them in retreat to their ships. Sybil received a commendation from General George Washington for her bravery and service to the country.

Our history is replete with such heroics, of courage in the face of the enemy, of gallantry and valor on the fields of battle. The stories of the men and women, and girls, who stepped forward and donned the colors of our nation in times of war stir the heart. A grateful nation says “Thank you” to these patriots. I believe, though, that throughout all these dark times there were also instances of mirth and humor, patches of delight amidst the darker horrors of war. William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell!” but upholding the better angels of our nature (thank you Abe Lincoln) Mark Twain said, “I never heard a pun I didn’t like!” Well, okay, I made that second part up, but I could see Twain saying such a thing!

This volume of jokes focuses on the military. I do this not to poke fun at our women and men who serve in uniform, but to bring out those moments of mirth and humor from their midst and hopefully cause us a bit of laughter. I believe we need to laugh at ourselves a bit to keep things in perspective. Our women and men in uniform are human with the same foibles and kinks of character that anyone else has, we should be able to laugh at ourselves or things have slid over the lip of civilization and we in our humanity are the less for it.

I asked my grandchildren once again to work with me on some artwork for this volume. They have assisted in each of the previous volumes of puns, and did so again with this volume. I love that they feel free enough to contribute in their way – What more could a grandparent ask than for them to collaborate with me?

Gordon H. Nagai ~ Eugene, OR ~ Fall 2014

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Gordon is a Nisei, a second generation American of Japanese descent born in 1938 whose family owned a farm outside of Atwater, California in the San Joaquin Valley. His world was abruptly changed when on December 7, 1941 Japan’s Imperial Navy launched an early morning attack on Pearl Harbor. Thus began a chain of events that resulted in his family’s forced evacuation and internment in a “relocation center” in Colorado during the war. After the war Gordon spent his teenage years in school and working on the family farm. He attended U.C. Berkeley and graduated in 1960 and went on to the Graduate School of Social Welfare at Berkeley earning a Masters in Social Welfare in 1963. He worked in a number of social service settings and last worked as a case manager for developmentally challenged clients in San Mateo, San Francisco, and Marin Counties until he retired in 2000. When his wife Barbara retired in 2007 they moved to Eugene, Oregon following their children and grandchildren. Gordon lives with his wife of 55 years and close to the four grandchildren and life is just good.
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1 Response to The World’s 101 Worst Military Jokes ~ Vol. VI

  1. I grew up right near Lexington and Concord. Appreciate this post. Thanks, Larry

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