Sample of Cringing Dad Puns…

 

  1. The Olympic sprinter was banned from competition for a year because he was found to have a spring in his step.
  1. A procrastinator’s life is characterized by the laws of pause-and-effect.
  1. When you try to read between the lines sometimes it turns out to be nothing.
  1. Super models are often overly concerned with their face value and the body of their work.

  1. The mime’s attorney said his client couldn’t testify because his hands were tied.
  1. For a witch in Old Salem there was a lot at stake.
  1. A dwarf set out to write an autobiography but ended up with just a short story.
  1. The Chinese light bulb was a hit at the technology expo because of its ability to dim some.
  1. If a buzzard takes a lunch on board an airliner is it considered carrion?
  1. The origin of puns dates back to the time when homo-sapiens first stepped out onto the open Savannah and exclaimed, “Now that’s just plain beautiful!”

 

 

 

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About journeysofabentmind

Gordon is a Nisei, a second generation American of Japanese descent born in 1938 whose family owned a farm outside of Atwater, California in the San Joaquin Valley. His world was abruptly changed when on December 7, 1941 Japan’s Imperial Navy launched an early morning attack on Pearl Harbor. Thus began a chain of events that resulted in his family’s forced evacuation and internment in a “relocation center” in Colorado during the war. After the war Gordon spent his teenage years in school and working on the family farm. He attended U.C. Berkeley and graduated in 1960 and went on to the Graduate School of Social Welfare at Berkeley earning a Masters in Social Welfare in 1963. He worked in a number of social service settings and last worked as a case manager for developmentally challenged clients in San Mateo, San Francisco, and Marin Counties until he retired in 2000. When his wife Barbara retired in 2007 they moved to Eugene, Oregon following their children and grandchildren. Gordon lives with his wife of 55 years and close to the four grandchildren and life is just good.
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