Category Archives: Intro to My Writings

June 21, 2017:

This section is mainly for me to share the workings of my mind in written form. It is a way to expose how my mind works, perhaps what makes me tick, and open in a small way the portal to an inner realm where thoughts ramble about, uncut and rough gemstones are among the clutter, where I am able to touch ideas and mysteries and in moments of serendipity, the source of valor. I include here things I have said at some time in my life, and some of my earlier writings. Pull up a chair and stay as long as you like.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Several weeks ago I was asked by my publicist (I actually have a publicist for this soon to be printed book…!) to write a “Dedication” for the book – Not fully remembering exactly what a “Dedication” is compared to an … Continue reading →

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Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

With the publication of my book of puns I have a positive story to tell of my experiences of working with the editors at Ulysses Press in Berkeley, CA. Being new to the whole process of “writing” a book and … Continue reading →

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The World’s 101 Most Worst Puns ~ Vol. V

There is a Chinese saying: “A picture is worth a thousand words.” I wonder if the opposite isn’t equally true: “A word is worth a thousand pictures.” Think on that for a moment: one word can stir memory traces of … Continue reading →

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The World’s 101 Even Worse Puns ~ Vol. IV.

Humor: sudden, inexplicable whim or notion. The quality of being laughable or comical; drollery; farcicality; jocularity; ludicrousness; ridiculousness; wittiness; zaniness. Someone once said, “laughter is the best medicine…” I don’t know what affliction they were referencing but it does seem … Continue reading →

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Blarney, Patron Saint of Ireland…

In another galaxy far far away when I was still working as a social worker in an agency in Marin County, California, I’d hang this poster on the door of my office on St. Patrick’s Day – A take-off of … Continue reading →

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The World’s 101 Worst Cow Jokes ~ Vol. I

One day I was talking with my grandson, Casey, and he wanted me to tell him the world’s worst joke. I asked him why the world’s worst joke, and he said he thought it would be funny. I told him … Continue reading →

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The World’s 101 Worst Military Jokes ~ Vol. VI

The battles of Lexington and Concord saw the first shots fired by colonists against the disciplined and well-organized militia of Mother England. Lost in the annals of this dark time, upstaged by the midnight ride of Paul Revere, was the … Continue reading →

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“Two Faces: Introduction”

Central California in late 1941 was quiet and slow-paced, tranquil and idyllic in many ways. It was in this haven that Nina and Gordon had met as second graders and grew into fast friends. Their families lived on the same … Continue reading →

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The World’s 101 Worst Musician Jokes ~ Vol. II

What is a word worth? Did Wordsworth every wonder? Do words have value? Does its meaning affect what you think of it? Is it worth any fuss from you for any reason? Does it matter in the greater scheme of … Continue reading →

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Sample of Cringing Dad Puns…

  The Olympic sprinter was banned from competition for a year because he was found to have a spring in his step. A procrastinator’s life is characterized by the laws of pause-and-effect. When you try to read between the lines … Continue reading →

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