Voter-ID: A False Narrative

The premise behind Voter-ID laws is that there is rampant voter fraud and this measure is necessary to insure the integrity of the franchise. The reality, however, is starkly different from this narrative. Studies reveal no such runaway fraud is occurring. Voter errors and mistakes during registration are routinely caught and corrected. No one is showing up at my polling station with fraudulent paperwork to vote in my name. To seriously affect the vote outcome would require the coordination of thousands of such perpetrators appearing at polling stations to cast votes in someone else’s name – In the thousands. In addition no so-called illegal immigrants are appearing with falsified papers to vote. Fear of being identified keeps them from doing so. Continue reading →

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The Lavender Baron

His parents liked his brother best. He was taller, had that dark handsome look about him, and was smarter than Hans. Manfred Von Richtofen was pursued by the best universities, graduated at the head of his class with honors, and when he enlisted in the budding Army Air Service, his parents were so proud. Hans on the other hand, struggled to get into the university, had a mediocre existence as a student, and returned home upon graduation to join the family business as an apprentice silversmith. Although he wasn’t a rocket scientist, he was skilled with his hands, keen of eye, and with an untrained artistic bent was the creator of the most exquisite pieces of silver his father had ever seen. His workmanship went far beyond anything Herr Von Richtofen had achieved in all his 40 years as a master silversmith. Hans reluctantly accepted the praise he began to garner with his artistic work. Continue reading →

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Camp Amache: An American Story

 

May 4, 2018: Today I made a second annual visit to the third grade class of a dear friend in Corvallis, Christine Gough. The visit was to share my story of my family’s forced evacuation and internment in a concentration camp in Colorado during WWII. Christine and I know each other from a relationship that began 20 years ago at Marin Elementary School in Albany, California. I had previously been visiting the 4th grade class each year for some ten years of my friend, Diane Lohman that I knew from when I was at U.C. Berkeley in the late 50s. Diane started this sharing of my story by inviting me to meet with her 4th graders as a part of a curriculum unit on WWII she developed specifically about the evacuation and internment of Japanese from the West Coast. Continue reading →

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Fairest Of Them All

As the winter sun set in a crimson blaze to the west, a near full moon crept over the snowcapped mountains to the east, casting its variegated hues of silver and blue over the landscape. Dhumbo Thumass, The Royal Gatesperson, signaled for the closing of the inner gate, and the lifting of the drawbridge. With loud clanking of heavy chains the massive bridge was lifted from its footing across the deep moat, and with creaking groans, lifted and slammed into the seat near the top of the twin towers. The sentinel watching from atop the eastern turret sounded a lonely toll of the castle’s chapel bells. The castle was secured for the night. Continue reading →

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Born to Pun: Introduction

Born to Pun: 1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips, and Groan-Worthy Punchlines

Introduction

Words, words, words!

Is a picture as the Chinese saying goes worth a thousand words? And is the reverse also true,

that one word is worth a thousand pictures? What is one word worth? Would William Wordsworth have wondered the same? Continue reading →

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Born to Pun

In March of this year Ulysses Press out of Berkeley, CA, will publish a second volume of my puns to follow last year’s edition, “The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes.” This year’s volume, going by the title, “Born to Pun,” contains some 1,400+ puns of similar nature, those groan inducing, head-slapping, eye-rolling gems to haunt you in your sleep and bring dread to your waking hours…!  Continue reading →

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The World’s 101 Diabolically Worst Puns

Question: “I wonder, do Eskimo salesmen use their cell phones to make cold calls?”

Those of us who are introverts are lucky in many ways, not the least of which is we’ll never be bored. If things around us are going too slowly or we lose interest in them for a variety of reasons, not to worry, we have a built-in “backdoor” that opens on a fascinating world within that utterly blows away boredom. It is not falling but leaping down Alice’s rabbit hole; it is storming the castle in the Land of Oz; it is crossing the River Styx with safe passage back; it is the portal to the shores where unicorns bound and Merlin holds court. Continue reading →

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Stars and Stripes Forever…

A flag waves in my heart, and that is as it should be. It was placed there atop an inner mountain sometime in the distant past by events that I do not specifically recall, but at a time when patriotism meant something different, something heart-felt by a nation united in the diminishing shadows of World War II. We were a different nation then – not better or worse, just different. Continue reading →

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Sugar and Spice, Everything Nice

Mandy hurried along passageway T-7 in the third tier of space station Orion. Dante trotted alongside her with ease, his collar clinking in the early morning silence. It was always quiet throughout the space station at 5:00 in the mornig, and the guards never patrolled this sector before 7:00 o’clock. Dante projected a thought warning to Mandy as they approached the corner near the health center, and she thought back a “thanks” to him as she felt the walls with her mind and turned left down passageway T-6. Dante knew that at the end of this passage was the station’s garden complex, where Mandy often went when she wanted to be alone. Continue reading →

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Flight to the North Rim

The cottonwood trees alongside the swank hotel swayed in the light breeze, their leaves catching the sunlight on their shiny surfaces giving the appearance of a shimmering silver-green apparition. The Chollo River, not far distant, moved lazily through the canyons of the high mesas on its way to its rendezvous with the mighty Colorado. The westering sun slipped behind the rim of the mountains to the west, and on its heels the full moon rose from its slumber beneath the earth’s covers to the east. The night sky was electric, the air of palpable anticipation. Continue reading →

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